UVA

Good old UVA. A big congrats is in order. Despite paying Pete Gillen $900,000 a year to coach, they managed to find a way to finish last in the conference (or at least in a tie). For those of you without calculators, that's $225,000 per conference win. But more frightening, UVa lost to Free Shoes University in basketball. The last good player to come out there was when George H. W. Bush was president. But I am confident that UVa will get revenge in the one sport they rock at... Women's Lacrosse. Now if Free Shoes would just field a lax team....